AmeriCan

AmeriCan, but
AmeriCan’t.

AmeriCan fuck you up,
Midnight kick down your door.
Vacate you to tropical getaway islands,
See palm trees Guantanamo style.

AmeriCan take your land, seize your home,
Tax you to death and regulate your body fluids.
Pursue your life liberty happiness:
Root ‘em out like Saddam bin Laden Noriega

This land my land is your land!
AmeriCan log that bitch from sea to shining sea,
Purple majesty mountain top remove and burn
Clean coal in Al Gore’s name,
Pollute your rivers and extinctify the fish.
AmeriCan pass a clean air act or
Clean water act but act like it’s all make believe,
Just like those treaties with native tribes.
Make believe government with make believe votes,
Put *truth* on the endangered species list.

AmeriCan jump over the moon,
Cram box office big cash full of pretty faces fake,
Roll out strip malls to strip your wallet,
Rip you off as adman says:
    The more you shop the more you save.

AmeriCan split an atom, bomb the world to pieces.
AmeriCan’t put the world back together with bombs of peace.
AmeriCan kick your ass like Chuck Norris
    Like Dubya did.
AmeriCan dick you like Cheney
    Like Nixon did.
AmeriCan’t love you like Dr. King, like John Lennon,
    Like Mother Jones did.

AmeriCan invent new words to technologically
Obfuscate speech and make stupid talk
    Lol lmfao
AmeriCan’t talk English no good:
Too many tea parties, frat parties and political parties
Got too many AmeriCoulds hung over the wrong side of the fence.

AmeriCan, yes we can!
Obamanos!

AmeriCan fool some of the people sometimes
But AmeriCan’t fool all the people all the time.